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Kids proverbs

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The following proverbs were collected by a first grade teacher over
the years. She gave her classes part of an old proverb and let them
fill in the rest.

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You........ Mess It Up. 

Better Be Safe Than........ Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The........ Bug Is Close.

It's Always Darkest Before........ Daylight Savings Time. 

Never Under Estimate The Power Of........ Termites.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But....... How? 

Don't Bite The Hand That........Looks Dirty. 

No News Is........Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As A........ Mr.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New........ Math.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll........Stink In The 
Morning.

Love All, Trust........Me

The Pen Is Mightier Than The........Pigs.

An Idle Mind Is........ The Best Way To Relax. 

Where There's Smoke, There's........ Pollution.

Happy The Bride Who........ Gets All The Presents! 

A Penny Saved Is........ Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's........The Musketeers.

Don't Put Off Tomorrow What........You Put On To Go To Bed.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And......You Have To
Blow Your Nose.

None Are So Blind As........ Helen Keller.

Children Should Be Seen And Not........ Spanked Or Grounded. 

If At First You Don't Succeed........ Get New Batteries.

You Get Out Of Something What You........ See Pictured On The 
Box.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind........Get Out Of The Way.

There Is No Fool Like........Aunt Eddie. 


Funny pictures to make you smile

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These pictures will make you smile!
Yup pretty much
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45 Absolutely Hilarious Pictures of Animals to Make You Laugh
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If this was my job..
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If scientists believe that the universe was created by chance, then this should be just as likely to happen eventually ...
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adorable!
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Fix me

Fix me

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that's funny
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Obsolete Technology

Obsolete Technology

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parents are like rock stars

parents are like rock stars

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35 Parents Who Know How To Have Fun | News Mogul

 Parents Who Know How To Have Fun | News Mogul

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Sleeping in public...
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SQUIRREL!!!
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Seriously? Hilarious.
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How bout it??? :)
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How to win and be adorable at the same time.

How to win and be adorable at the same time.

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This Flourishing Life: Laugh out Loud Funnies via Pinterest Part 5
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Seriously
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sooo funny!
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so confused

Confused

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Polar Bear Waiting for Lunch to be Ready | Picture 14431

Polar Bear Waiting for Lunch to be Ready | Picture 14431

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"Dear Math"
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Charity
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Whale problems.

Whale problems.

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PSYCHOLOGY HOTLINE..... Not funny but a little funny
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I've been single for a while...

I’ve been single for a while…

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Good morning psychologist humor 

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There is nothing better than starting the day with a smile!

Have a wonderful day everyone. I am heading off to Barcelona tomorrow. Does anyone have recommendations for what to do there?  

The sound of Sheezus

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One of the songs I have listened most to this summer, is Lily Allen`s Sheezus. I like the text, the sound and the video.LilY

She’s humorous and has great points if you pay attention. Lily doesn’t really want to be “Sheezus” (Which is a play on words of Kanye’s “Yeezus”). She’s far from full of herself. It’s about how the females in the industry are treated as well as how they act. They keep trying to top each other. One minute Gaga releases something crazy so right away someone like Rihanna has to release a song 

Hope you like the video (might be triggering if you have experienced abuse)!

Lily Allen

 

Rich

The sound of multiples

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20140531-013044-5444914.jpgSometimes I want to so everything at once and my Mac just won’t do it. I’m no Mac expert, but I usually love the products. Right now, I don’t. I wanted to upload some pictures I’ve taken lately, and started the OpenOffice program at the same time. I also hit the ‘pages’ button, but apparently my silver friend is trying to tell me I should take it easy. In moments like these I remember other similiar instances : ‘Slow down, Nina’. It’s like I’m always in a hurry, and I expect everything around me to do the same. I shouldn’t need technology to tell me this isn’t always advisable. I can give people countless examples: I’ve locked my car-key inside the car four times! One time when I did that, my luggage was inside and my plane left in 20 minutes.

I’ve sprinkled my collages with ideas as fresh and confusing as a newborn chicken. I’ve managed to delete long emails that I didn’t take the time to save before it. I’ve tried to slow down, but with slower pace comes slower motivation. It’s like I need the surge of energy to fuel my behavior. When I finally slow down I sit down with books and don’t produce much. I need this, too. But I also need the tempo. I need the eagerness and glee when I do something I’m excited about, and as long as I always take time to plan and contemplate, I’m fine.

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The difference between Men and Women in the Mirror

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It is now almost a year since I started this blog, and since then, the blog has published information about diverse topics related to psychology . Read the rest of this entry »

The sound of my laughter (part two)

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I posted one of my favorite language sketches yesterday after I wrote with lexborgia the other day. Suddenly I found myself seeing on of the other funny videos I`ve always liked, and laughed even know (quite impressing, considering how many times I`ve seen it). In this youtube-interview, one Norwegian comedian called “Truls” interviews Matt Dillon. He has a mission before the interview, and that is to say as many strange things in the interview as possible, like “hitch in the roof” and “fraculation”. Enjoy!

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The sound of my laughter

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Some say I have a strange sense of humor. And I guess I have, but maybe somebody else also find this one funny ? I think its hilarious, since I really find Danish people hard to understand (Even if the two languages Danish and Norwegian in reality have many features in common).